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When a portrait artist paints the eyes in such a way that they seem to follow you around the room, he’s employing a phenomenon known as the Ubiquitous Gaze. The most famous example is that of Da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa.

But this technique is not limited to artists. It’s also used by God, Big Brother, and jealous women.
And some examples of trompe l’oeil used by women include the wearing of the color black, push up bras, mascara and fake nails.

 

more Mona: Quigley's Curiosities----the mona lisa---mona lisa toast---Mona's identity--

Neckers.

When kept in captivity, like in a zoo, many animals manifest abnormal behaviour know as stereotypic. One animal in particular showing distinct signs of stereotypic behaviour is the giraffe. And one example of such behaviour is that of an excess use of the tongue on inanimate objects. This could be due to all of the mental distractions found in the new environment that interferes with the giraffe’s focusing in on natural tendencies such as suckling.

When our senses our overdosed, we tend to act strangely.

And giraffes have an additional problem—their long necks. This means that the blood travelling to the brain has a longer journey than that of animals with short necks. And the average length of their tongues is 21 inches.

Male giraffes enjoy necking. That is, fighting neck to neck. And the longer the neck, the bigger the blow. But after the fight, the giraffes make up by rubbing necks. And, as this can be exciting, it often leads to sex. In fact, homosexuality is quite common among giraffes.

In the past it was believed that giraffes were mute but this is not true. It’s just that they communicate at an infrasound level.

Communication is not always verbal.

Tibbar tibbar.


If you say “rabbit, rabbit, rabbit” the first day of the month, you will get lucky.


Rabbits sleep with their eyes opened so it’s difficult to know when they’re awake.


The way a rabbit wiggles his nose indicates the mood he’s in. To calm your bunny, calmly wiggle your nose. And if your bunny’s happy, he’ll go binky. Binky’s a bunny dance where they jump into the air and twist around before landing on the ground.

Wonderland.

Alice was bored and considering making some daisy chains when a White Rabbit with a watch ran passed her. So she dumped the daisies and chased after him. The rabbit jumped in a hole and, without thinking, Alice jumped in, too. And fell and fell and fell. Bottomed, she ate some mushrooms and expanded her mind.

Many years later, Grace Slick wrote the “White Rabbit” song thinking: How could parents read ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND to their kids and then marvel when their kids grew up and took drugs.

 

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Women use both sides of their brain when they listen. Men, only one. Because women have introduced one side of their brain to the other. Whereas with men, both sides insist on remaining shy neighbours.

To get a man to listen to you, there are some techniques you can use. Look at him straight in the eye, use a measured tone, and quick & simple sentences. In other words, go right to the point. Because men have a short attention span.

Don’t cry or raise your voice as this just activates their defence mechanisms which means that, instead of using their mind to listen, they use it to defend.

And if all this fails, try high heels and a whip.

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For some mysterious reason, socks lose their mates. Divorced from their partners, singles have existential difficulties. So why not use them to make a Sock Rabbit?

sock bunny tutorials: sew a sock bunny---hop to it---quicky bunny----how to make a sock bunny---stray sock sewing---

 

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